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American Jesus makes up his own rules, which suits his American followers just fine.
American Jesus and Eve explain why using lubrication shouldn’t make Adam feel insecure.
When American Jesus lived in the Pleistocene Era he enjoyed gun hunting giant sloths and armadillos.
American Jesus knows that safe sex is one of the most important things his new friends can learn about.
American Jesus loves and watches over the children, and resists his darkest impulses.
